The Plague of Political Correctness Saturday, Dec 17 2011 

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached an all-time high of Stupidity in the realm of political correctness.

I will preface this by stating that our Republic was founded by Christian men that openly prayed, shared their faith and were not afraid to share the gospel of Jesus Christ.

The Daily Caller reports that Congressmen will not be allowed to use the language “Merry Christmas” in any mailings if it comes from the tax coffers.

Even Obama knows that Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday….so….no shout out necessary. He did manage to leave out a greeting for those celebrating the Jewish holiday.

By the way, the digital Christmas greeting‘ from the Obama’s (via twitter) states, “Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, from the Obama family to yours.”

Well isn’t that just the picture of happiness. I wonder, just for the record why the First Lady is not holding the hand of her husband. Just a little insight…because in the other photograph, they aren’t touching either. Maybe it’s just me. I find it odd. But it isn’t relevant.

Hey Congress, your boss found a loophole. He’s a lawyer, so I expect that. I also expect you to go the same route. Use the digital loophole. Take advantage of his cleverness. Make sure your constituents understand that you value your heritage, our proud of your faith and are not ashamed of the gospel.

The strangle hold comes from….whom?

The President who has shown anti-Christian behavior for years, not just since taking the oath of office?

Eric Holder, the guy who runs the AG office, but claims not to know about Fast and Furious? All of his staff plead ignorance as well. Apparently it is politically correct to lie to Congress in order to protect your southern region from the fire of the hot seat…for as long as you can.

Hillary Clinton, the Secretary of State? No way, she’s smarter than that.

WHO, ladies and gentleman has taken it upon themselves to sideswipe the Constitution and hamstring Christian Congressmen and women?

In the past couple of years it has become politically incorrect to acknowledge Christian faith.

Corporations fear it and many will only advertise the pathetic, contrite message of “Happy Holidays”.

Government fears it because it is now politically correct to coddle, caress and soothe enemy combatants, known terrorists and dictators. It is not politically correct to be a Christian, a patriot or American Independent.

Our country has strayed from our moral beliefs and we are traveling a dark road.

It is my hope that a few brave men and women that claim to represent us, will stand up, openly proclaim their faith and be proud of our heritage. If not, I hope they step down from their position and crawl back to the place they came from.

This is not time to be timid. This is no time to fear political correctness.

Note to the DC ‘elect’ – if you allow politically correct egos run your office then don’t cry when the legacy you sought fails to materialize, because you became ‘one if them’.

Betting the Cart – Killing the Horse Tuesday, Oct 11 2011 

The Aimless President

The American Jobs Bill is another scam on America and Democrats facing re-election next year aren’t betting on it and they will not pass it. In fact, they are treating it like a hot potato and distancing themselves from the legislation and from the President.

Democrats were so embarrassed by the bill as it was delivered via teleprompter to America that none of them were brave enough to present the legislation to the House floor. The Jobs Bill lay on the floor like a dying horse, and was never strong enough for one last kick or to even raise its head. The Jobs Bill was dead before Obama ever told us about it.

Harry Reid later vetoed the bill and then accused Republicans because they wouldn’t vote for it. Excuse me Mr. Reid but the Jobs Bill is dead and the cart was stolen, there was nothing presented by Democrats to vote on. The bill sat unattended and the very name of the bill was then stolen by Republican Louie Gohmert. Political theater just doesn’t get any better than that!

Obama beat us to death in his message to Congress with the message, “PASS THIS BILL”. Somehow he misses the sublety between nuance and marketing. He then took his message to the streets and told college students, “If you love me, you’ve got to help me pass this bill!”

America doesn’t take this legislation seriously because Obama has had 28 months to present a solid bill, prove that it can work, ignite the engine of economic recovery and take all the credit. But we learned hard lessons from previous scams which received the fancy title of Bailout. No one takes this man seriously about anything. Recent reports are that Obama doesn’t even attend meetings, briefings or meet with his staff.

Recent reports show that Mr. Obama punches the clock at 4 PM and is done for the day. The latest news in the New York Times reflect that Obama is aimless, friendless, “a lone wolf, a stranger to his own government”. Even Timmy-I-don’t-pay-taxes-Geithner is complaining that he can’t get face time with the President.

I disagree that Obama is suddenly “aimless”. Obama has been without direction from the day he took the oath of office. He had one goal and that was to pay off his Wall Street friends for their campaign donations. His secondary goal was to spend America to and over the brink of credit unworthiness. He has accomplished both goals.

He has always been disconnected from the American people (Fact: 2009-2010 Apology Tour)

He has never played nice with others (Fact: He has been completely partisan in all legislative efforts)

He has blamed everyone except himself. (Fact: He has blamed the GOP, Congress, the banks, corporations, Wall Street and even the American people. “Eat your peas”)

The Times story shows that Obama will ‘retire from his day’ as early as 4 PM, have dinner with his family and then lock himself in a private office. I can picture him in this private office. He’s on the phone, feet on the desk, chatting with his ghost writer on the next book about his favorite topic – himself.

The article also states that Obama does not have any, “inclination to adopt any ideas other than his own Big Government grab. His itch for higher taxes verges on a fetish”.

Obama’s problem is Obama. True narcissists are incapable of self reflection or seeing their own weaknesses, failures or inabilities. That describes him fairly well, if not then why is the economy the fault of everyone but HIM?

Obama doesn’t have any real plans. He has lobbyists. He has friends with deep pockets. We cannot expect a Community Organizer with less than two years of Senate experience to run this country. Shame on the Democratic National Committee for selecting a frat boy to run this country. Someone had to know what a disaster he would become.

They misled themselves with his ‘popularity level’, and his ability to speak, and his ability to connect with people. They lied to themselves about the importance of nominating and electing the first black President. They were so caught up in their own marketing criteria that they failed to test the product.

They gave him a platform with one agenda – blame Bush. They set him up to make promises that he never intended to keep. He never had a plan to tackle unemployment. He never planned to close GITMO. He never really considered ending the Patriot Act. The fact is, he never cared about America. He got where he is because of the people that handled him and because he is not George W. Bush.

Obama’s own party has caught whiff of this now stinking, dead horse and they are jumping ship. They have learned the painful truth that he is not a leader, and he cannot save their jobs. The fact is, even Obama doesn’t know what is in legislation because he never read it. In fact, none of it was his idea. All of his ‘great ideas’ have come from lobbyists, lawyers, friends and those with a strong anti-American sentiment. Even his economic team has abandoned him. Yes, the ‘Genius Minds’ behind the payoffs (bailouts) are putting time and distance between this intentional economic disaster and themselves.

Harvey Golub, former chairman of American Express, called the “jobs” bill an incoherent mess.

Writing in The Wall Street Journal, he said that among other flaws, the bill includes an unheard of retroactive tax hike on the holders of municipal bonds. “Many of us have suspected that economic illiterates were setting the economic policy of this administration,” Golub wrote, adding that the bill “reveals a depth of cluelessness that boggles the mind.”

Harvey Golub is a man whose very job was to understand credit, the free market, how people spend and save money, and his job was to make money for American Express. The man knows both the subject of money and the importance of solid leadership. He has in effect called out Obama, but Obama is wandering around aimlessly trying to figure out what happened to the cart and horse.

Perhaps one of the Obama daughter’s has a pop-up book that can help their daddy understand The Obama Mess and the canyon that separates their daddy from real people.

A Twist: Barack Obama’s Dinner Invitation Friday, Sep 30 2011 

I received Obama’s email message about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have dinner with him. This is my interpretation of Obama’s impersonal letter. I say impersonal because he addressed me as ‘friend’. Enjoy.

LAST CHANCE: Dinner with Obama

You know fren’ we don’t have a lot of chances to have dinner together. But I really like to do stuff like go on 3-day bus tours (I take the jet, the boys take the bus…but that doesn’t matter), have occasional backyard conversations and Town Hall meetings.

Ok, I’ll be honest. I don’t like any of those things and my campaign manager is forcing me to have dinner with people like you. Come on man, you know what I mean. You aren’t a fat cat, Wall Street manager, corporate mogul or left-wing media hound, so what I’m really trying to say is this, “You are not my people”, but I’ll suck it up and have dinner with you anyway. By the way, don’t ask me any hard questions cause I’m not real quick on my feet and I might say something that will offend you. I don’t do that as often as Joey, but some moron keeps letting Joey loose in front of the camera.

So now that you understand, these are the rules:

1. donate

2. don’t ask me any hard questions

3. (now listen up because this one is real important) laugh at my jokes.

4. repeat

I need three bucks for my campaign. Look, I don’t know if my team is going to send you a plane ticket, pay for your cab fair or put you up in a hotel for this Once-in-a-Lifetime-Never-Going-to-Happen-For-You-Meal. That’s not my problem. I just need for you to donate to my campaign, and I KNOW that you haven’t donated YET so you are not off the hook.

I typically don’t hang with people of your lifestyle because you don’t have any influence. Seriously, who in your family has an education like mine? I much prefer the company of expensive suits and campaign contributors from Washington (PAC’s, lobbyists, and special interest groups).

So here’s the deal, if you’re lucky, you get to have your picture taken with me, a free meal and a story to tell your lame friends.

Let me be clear. I will not rest until you donate to my campaign. And, fren’ today is the last day so don’t disappoint me.

I’m watching you.

Barack Obama

Dinner with Obama Thursday, Sep 29 2011 

The Obama campaign is pushing a dinner agenda. I wish they would spend some of that time and energy on a jobs program.

The First Lady warned me in her email that, “Not everyone knows how to prepare for a dinner like this.” I wasn’t really sure how to interpret that statement. Was it arrogance? Was it her deep knowledge of the uneducated voter base that if their name is drawn from the $3.00 ‘We Need Your Vote’ contest, they wouldn’t have a clue how to dress or act, or know what to say?

Does the First Lady really think that we haven’t seen Obama chow down on burgers, fries, Kobe steak and ice cream? Does she think that we missed the Beer Summit? Does she think that we missed his snarky statement, “Eat your peas”? Does she think that we don’t know about his Greasy Food Addiction?

Mrs. Obama is kind enough to impart the following words of wisdom, “Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.” So, if you happen to be one of the dinner winners, do not take this dinner seriously.

Barack is cool man, seriously cool and he wants to get to know YOU. After all everything you post about him on facebook is now public. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE facebook POST WITH HIS NAME GOES TO THIS PAGE. So don’t worry mate, he already knows how you feel about him, the good, the bad and the ugly.

It doesn’t matter if you haven’t ‘LIKED’ the page, or whether or not you are a fan. He is FAN OF YOU and he’s tracking every move you make and you might be lucky enough to win that dinner.

Seriously, don’t worry if you are unemployed, can’t find a job and can’t pay your bills, because Obama Has You. He’s got your back and he wants to spend time with you at dinner. He is also hoping he can squeeze more than three bucks out of your cheap suit because running a campaign is super expensive.

Dissecting the Obama Message Monday, Sep 26 2011 

A Declaration of Desperation and shhhhh

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

I receive all different types of political messages from a broad spectrum of candidates. The one thing they won’t tell you, and this is true of all of them. They won’t tell you the truth. They won’t even bring it up. I don’t particularly blame any of them for being so shallow. These people know they won’t get re-elected if they give you the facts in black and white. So the messages they deliver tend to be in shades of gray with blurred edges.

But Obama’s Team, they are a breed apart. They don’t just dish out the shades of gray message, they make up stories that aren’t even real. This is a declaration of desperation from the White House in an attempt to treat their base like inbred idiots. That part, I don’t question. Have you seen their base?

I read their emails and respond to about 5% with a message that states the obvious and calls them out as liars, which they are. The funny part is the “Thank You” message I receive back. I’m telling you every single time I call them out on their own partisan BS, they send me a Thank You email. They claim to read every single email, but I can assure you that if that were true, they would have scrubbed me from the list of subscribers a long time ago.

On September 20, 2011 I received an email from Jim Messina that states in the headline, “It’s officially over”. One of the things that really annoys me about Team Obama is their failure to deliver the message in the headline. When I saw the headline, my initial reaction was that he was going to acknowledge his failures in all areas of leadership and policy and call it quits, step down, resign, bite the bullet or take one for the team. Naturally I was disappointed when I read the email and found out that it is just another pathetic victory lap for Obama. He’s taking credit for terminating the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy that will now allow gays and lesbians to live their lifestyle ‘out loud’. Gay Pride. That sort of garbage.

I don’t care about gays in the military and it’s never been a crisis in this country. This was a political act which was implemented by another infamous Democrat – Bill Clinton. If you don’t know how much Bill Clinton DESPISES Barack Obama, do a little research – going back to the 2008 election. Killing DADT doesn’t matter to Obama as political clout, it matters that he got to play Brutus and killed someone in political theater. That someone is Bill Clinton. Implemented by a liberal and killed by a liberal. There are many cannibals in the party and yes they will, devour their own.

I’m not a linguist. I’m not a journalist. I’m not an English teacher. However, poor use of language really annoys me. The following sentence is a quote from Jim Messina’s email, “There’s a lot more to do in the months ahead. But today is one to savor.” What exactly are they supposed to savor? The day, the end of DADT, and what exactly is the strategy for the ‘months ahead’? Do they ever proof read the message, or do they really think their base is so totally ignorant that they will read and accept the message as stated? I’m fairly sure it’s the latter. Their messages are written on a 5th grade level with very little detail and even less substance.

Messina also states, “Before my current job, I was in the White House working on getting this done, and I can honestly say that repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is one of the greatest things I have ever been or ever will be a part of. I think about it every time I walk into my office, where I keep one of the pens the President used to sign the bill.” Mr. Messina, there are bigger problems with this country, our economy, our unemployment rate which has been above 8% for 28 months (you know since Obama was sworn in), and we are involved in three wars. Take your pen and put it where the sun doesn’t shine.

You sir, clearly do not dress yourself, tie your own shoes or wipe your own southern region. If the pen in your office is one of the most important things in your life, then you clearly do not serve the interests of this country.

Democratic Hatred = Cheney Award Wednesday, Jan 13 2010 

This email came from the hoax group ‘Americans United For Change’. Instead of attempting to deal with domestic or foreign policy they have attacked Dick Cheney for telling the truth and for exposing Obama for the weak minded, pathetic individual that he truly is. Context of the email is below. Send this group an email and tell them that Obama deserves this award. After all we learned ‘Stomach-churning hypocrisy’ from Obama himself.

Dear Friend,

It’s 2010. A new decade is upon us. But tell that to Dick Cheney.

The former Vice President has really lived up to his name since leaving office a year ago, rearing his head in public every couple of weeks to deliver a hatchet job on the new administration – one more hypocritical and hyperbolic than the last — in his new role as Republican hit-man-in-chief.

In light of his steadfast refusal to just shut up and go away, Americans United for Change has created the “What a (Cheney)” award in his honor.

This award will be bestowed weekly upon the person or entity that best personifies the values, policies and first name of the former Vice President. Our hope is that by honoring these (Cheney)s we will also be serving to remind the public – insane teabaggers aside -that this country got into the mess it is in thanks to Dick et al and that the same bad ideas that caused our economic crisis are not going to get us out of it.

See the list below to vote on this week’s “What a (Cheney)” award winner. Click here to learn more about the contest, which will run throughout the year.

What A Cheney Award

http://www.americansunitedforchange.org/whatacheney

Qualifying activities and statements for the “What a (Cheney)” award may include but are not limited to:

* Random acts of greediness
* Blatantly putting politics over the safety and prosperity of the American people
* Stomach-churning hypocrisy
* Astonishing amnesia
* Fear-mongering for fun and profit

Winners will have news of their achievement announced via advertising. They will also receive a bumper sticker featuring the official “What a (Cheney)” campaign slogan: “Fear, Greed and Lies: Palin/Cheney 2010”

* Alaska Republican Sen.Lisa Murkowski for having a coal industry lobbyist help her write an amendment to gut the clean air act.
* Joseph Cassano, AIG Financial Products Executive aka Mr. Credit-Default Swap, for raking in a $34 million bonus for 2008 despite the fact that his unit cost AIG $99 billion that year and was earned through such genius moves as stating, before the crash: “It is hard for us…to even see a scenario within any kind of realm of reason that would see us losing $1 in any of those transactions.”
* Liz Cheney for releasing a swift boat style ad attacking President Obama’s response to the recent terrorist attempt.
* Republican State Senator Scott Brown for filming a commercial in which he said, “Some people believe our Constitution exists to grant rights to terrorists who want to harm us.”

Best,

Jeremy Funk
AmericansUnitedForChange.org

info@americansunitedforchange.org

ACORN has STANDARDS? Thursday, Sep 10 2009 

ACORN fired two employees today for encouraging a couple that posed as a “pimp and a prostitute” in their quest to obtain housing for prostitution, evade taxes and to hide and sell underage illegal girls for sex.

There is no question that these employees should be fired.

The question is “WHAT STANDARDS DOES ACORN USE”?

During the ‘interview’, the door remained open, children could be heard crying in the background, and none of the ‘advice’ was kept on the down low. ACORN employees went out of their way to get around the law and to help this couple; get a house, file an illegal tax return, come up with a ‘creative profession’, and help them hide 10 of 13 illegal underage girls that would be used in prostitution. Three of the girls would be claimed on a tax return.

ACORN HAS STANDARDS?          

Is it their standard to promote the rape of children?

Is it their standard to encourage illegal activity?

Is it their standard to assist in filing illegal returns?

WHAT IS THE STANDARD?

WHO WRITES THE STANDARD?

WHO APPROVES THE STANDARD?

WHO GETS FIRED FOR FOLLOWING THE STANDARD?

The un-edited video of this conversation can be found at BigGovernment.com

According to their website, ACORN — the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now — claims that they are “working together for social justice and stronger communities.”

STRONGER COMMUNITIES? – SOCIAL JUSTICE? SERIOUSLY?

Is the social promotion of human slavery and prostitution a new standard, a low standard, or just an old standard?

Is it only ‘gotcha journalism’ because now we know their standards, and they have been exposed?